The Obamatons soundly defeated the McCainiacs to take control of the Republicrat Party in Washington, D.C. Thank God the Bush years are soon to be behind us. Now all we need to do is spend ourselves out of this debt sinkhole that spontaneously erupted (seriously, where did all that debt come from?). Not to worry, with trillions of dollars of new spending coming down the pipe, we're sure to dig all the way to China (which, conveniently, holds so many of our dollars anyway).
I do feel bad for McCain. He tried so hard, but alas, he failed to convince the people that Neo-conservatism was different from Neo-conservatism. Maybe next time he'll get an even hotter babe to convince the people to look the other way...you know...at her.
Then there's President-Elect Obama. Hope™ and Change™ clearly sounded better to the zombie public than Country First™, and who knew that the media wouldn't even question what the fuck he meant by those vapid labels.
The Democrats won control of Congress, which means we'll continue to see accountability and responsibility like they promised us in '06.
So sit back and relax, America. You have been through a lot of crap these last eight years. Now all our worries and grievances can die as Julius Caesar gives us those grain handouts he promised. Oh, and the Republic--c'mon, man, that's been dead for ages.
11.05.2008
Hooray!!!
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Chin up. I am critical of both candidates, but you have to admit that lesser of two evils was an understatement in this election. Now we finally have a young, influential President who might actually listen to his population! This is a step in the right direction, and we need to take it step by step.
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