Is this real life?

Backs:
Whoever controls the loot, controls the fruit
John Adams, I never trust a guy with two first names...
Why?

Front:
Scary Face

Ha, ok well so I print em by putting the images in ms word, doesn't matter which comes first, edit the margins to 0.18" which is the minimum, then print double-sided, don't forget to select that in the printer options. Andrew might know of a better/easier way so go for it. The slicers in there work well, I'm blabbing.
I'll see you folks tomorrow, and yea, Adam, I'm gonna just bring a crock pot/ask for others' crock pots. You should do the same, otherwise, minimal soup will be cool anyway. Burner=bad idea, I'm not trying to get my brewing equipment confiscated. The rules are clear, and surely enforced.
Later folks.

Bernanke Bucks for Tomorrow

Click on the image below for a larger image that will look better when printed!

Front:



Backs:
“The inability of the Colonists to get power to issue their own money permanently out of the hands of George III and the international bankers was the prime reason for the revolutionary war.”

-Benjamin Franklin


“One thing to realize about our fractional reserve banking system is that, like a child’s game of musical chairs, as long as the music is playing, there are no losers.”

-Andrew Gause, Monetary Historian


Why does the US government choose to borrow money from private banks at interest when congress has the constitutional authority to create all the interest-free money it needs, itself?
Why create money as debt?
How can a money system dependent on perpetually accelerating growth be used to build a sustainable economy?


“All of the perplexities, confusion, and distress in America arises, not from the defects of the Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit, and circulation.”

-John Adams, founding father of the American Constitution

“Whoever controls the volume of money in our country is absolute master of all industry and commerce… and when you realize that the entire system is very easily controlled, one way or another, by a few powerful men at the top, you will not have to be told how periods of inflation and depression originate.”
-James A. Garfield, assassinated POTUS


I might make some more later...
Any quotes that you like in particular?