Is this real life?

Backs:
Whoever controls the loot, controls the fruit
John Adams, I never trust a guy with two first names...
Why?

Front:
Scary Face

Ha, ok well so I print em by putting the images in ms word, doesn't matter which comes first, edit the margins to 0.18" which is the minimum, then print double-sided, don't forget to select that in the printer options. Andrew might know of a better/easier way so go for it. The slicers in there work well, I'm blabbing.
I'll see you folks tomorrow, and yea, Adam, I'm gonna just bring a crock pot/ask for others' crock pots. You should do the same, otherwise, minimal soup will be cool anyway. Burner=bad idea, I'm not trying to get my brewing equipment confiscated. The rules are clear, and surely enforced.
Later folks.