According to recently released documents, the US government is now officially sensitive to black people

The White House website has updated its parsing for "Blizzack History Month" and will release a statement Thursday officially designating "Izzle-speak" as a foreign language to be taught in high schools across the nation. Interpreters have been recruited for the what is now being called simply the Heezee (be keen to notice no color distinction), and a new office, Ambassanegro (leaked intel points to Whoopie Goldberg as the prime candidate), has been created to facilitate communication between white people in the suburbs and the black folk (all of whom, according to recent reports, reside in jails across the country [phew!])
I'm glad no one reads this blog...