The White House website has updated its parsing for "Blizzack History Month" and will release a statement Thursday officially designating "Izzle-speak" as a foreign language to be taught in high schools across the nation. Interpreters have been recruited for the what is now being called simply the Heezee (be keen to notice no color distinction), and a new office, Ambassanegro (leaked intel points to Whoopie Goldberg as the prime candidate), has been created to facilitate communication between white people in the suburbs and the black folk (all of whom, according to recent reports, reside in jails across the country [phew!])
I'm glad no one reads this blog...
2.06.2008
According to recently released documents, the US government is now officially sensitive to black people
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Really though, the plight of the "African American" is a dire one. Read this quickie for some sobering statistics.
I mean, we only stopping BLATANTLY persecuting African Americans (which are simply PEOPLE just like everyone else, deserving of equal respect) about 50 years ago. Morals are NOT defined by the times, slavery and persecution of any group of people is ALWAYS wrong.
Just throwin' that out there.
"President Bizzle on Thursday said, "Many of tha nominees fo` important government posts have been wait'n fo` Senate confirmizzles fo` way too long. Some of these men n bitchez here is wit us today, n I wizzle ta T-H-to-tha-izzank you all fo` mobbin' me. More importantly, I thank you fo` yo willingness ta stizzep forward n serve our bootylicious country ridin' in mah double R. These folks is qualified, n tha Senate needs ta gizzle tizzle a prompt vote." "
HAHAHAHA is this for real?! I know where I'm getting my news from now on, I can actually understand it.
Fo sheezy mah neezy
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